June 2012
4 posts
May 2012
17 posts
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
gothiccharmschool:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: ” Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives: Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on...
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Words to live by: if you can't imagine Audrey...
Watchthiscakeisnotalie:
sunnydaletwerkteam:
peetasbaguettes:
this made me cry ok
AW FDJVNHJREFGN
LITERALLY THE CUTEST THING EVER OK
i need to get my butt in gear...
One of my friends is getting married in september, and I’m a bridesmaid. I need to get my butt in gear and start working out again, and portion controlling my food better. i also finished my last class for the semester, and I’m not taking any courses over the summer, so this should be easy.
right?
ugh. i just have to keep it up. “/
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I can’t find my coat.
Hope someone didn’t jacket.
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This girls said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club.
But I never met herbivore.
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I gave all my batteries away.
They were free of charge.
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How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it.
April 2012
6 posts
So, I have an 8 minute speech that I need to write and memorize between now and Monday night, but all I want to do is nap.
Tomorrow, I have church in the morning, Easter lunch/family time until tomorrow night, then work Monday 730-430, then class.
So there’s no there’s no other time for me to do it but right now.
Who am I kidding. I’m off to take a nap.
sometimes i randomly get bits of choreography to...
Me too! Especially if I head a song that I used to have a routine to…
March 2012
10 posts
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Friendship
Ahh, friendship.
What could I possibly say now that hasn’t been said already?
Especially about friendships pre/post high school graduation?
Probably not a whole lot that is different from anyone else’s.
[[MORE]]But this whole thing is something that I’ve thought about often for the past year or so. Even though I’ve been out of high school for 3ish years, and most of...
Watchbetashae:
ruvy:
This is perfect.
GET ON MY BLOG! D:<
This is too perfect.
Review: "SouthLAnd" 4x08 God's Work →
Southland is definitely a character-driven show. I think you could hand this cast a handful of furniture store going-out-of-business-sale flyers, telling them that’s the script for the next episode, and they’d turn those few silly words into a gripping, compelling story that would keep us all coming back for more.
I’ll say it again, this is the best, most realistic cop show to ever hit the TV...
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Today, there was a spider crawling across my counter in my bathroom. So I did what any normal adult would do, and got it into the sink. Then I turned the water on full blast for a bit. Convinced that the water jetstream wasn’t enough to vanquish the little beast, I poured about a quarter of a bottle of Listerine down the sink. Nothing could survive that, right? Cause you know how much that...
February 2012
5 posts
Even though I watched SouthLAnd live last night, I’m watching it again on TNT. It is seriously one of the best shows on.
Do yourself a favor and watch it. =]
thatdeafdude asked: Well, welcome to "officially getting old" world. I just sent life insurance application on my birthday and it's a gift to myself. *sighs*
I officially feel old now. I bought wrinkle filler for under my eyes, and sent in my life insurance application.
soooo old.
January 2012
4 posts
I was assigned a really weird task at work yesterday, with a due date of the end of the month (on Tuesday). I am to come up with my new job title.
It makes sense, because my current title doesn’t even apply to what I do on a day-to-day basis. The weird thing is that in finding a new title, I don’t know what to include. I do so many different things as a part of my job, that I usually...
December 2011
4 posts
